Is This Really Maury’s Car, The Results Are in After These Messages

After all these years of being a talk show host and bringing joy and rage to both sides of the fence, Maury finally gets what he deserves. A brand new car, dedicated to all the paternity tests he has ever given. Why wouldn’t he want to drive around with families and children he has helped reached “real results” on both sides of this beauty? The poor guy, this car just screams avoid me. Not only can he promote his show he can advertise live TV paternity tests!


This picture I had to work with doesn’t do that car justice. Its cropped before you get to read the gem that’s painted at the bottom! It sure does say”The Results Are in, I’m The Father“. What kind of a phrase is that. His normal catch phrase is “So and So you are NOT the father“. I’m a little disappointed that I uncovered the truth. Anyhow, If the paint job won’t get him noticed the side view will. For those of you who have no Idea whom this man is, He is the father of all TV paternity tests. Kind of like how Jerry Springer is the father of all out TV trash brawls. He has been on the air since 1991 and he still has a contract for 2013-2014. How crazy is that.

For those people this is what you have been missing out on!