Investment Banker Inadvertently Pens Hilarious Letter To Woman Who Rejected Him

An investment banker goes out with some lady at one time and at the end of the date, she told him: “it was nice to meet you” and cut off all contact after. He, lets call him Mike, feels led on, because of certain things that she did during their date.

He penned an angry letter to her, outlining what she did to lead him on and why he (still?!) thinks that they would make a good couple.

Some excerpts of the letter are as follows:

-You played with your hair a lot. A woman playing with her hair is a common sign of flirtation. You can even do a google search on it. When a woman plays with her hair, she is preening. I’ve never had a date where a woman played with her hair as much as you did. In addition, it didn’t look like you were playing with your hair out of nervousness.

How does he know if she wasn’t playing her hair out of nervousness? From what I can tell, he’s freaking her out…she’s just itching to get out of there!

-We had lots of eye contact during our date. On a per-minute basis, I’ve never had as much eye contact during a date as I did with you.

She was staring at him to see if he would get the hint and end the date: eye contact was probably mostly glaring…

-You said, “It was nice to meet you.” at the end of our date. A woman could say this statement as a way to show that she isn’t interested in seeing a man again or she could mean what she said–that it was nice to meet you. The statement, by itself, is inconclusive.

“Inconclusive”?! It’s a nice way of rejecting people! How is it “inconclusive”?! If she really thought it was “nice to meet you”, she would have maintained contact after…Why doesn’t he get it?!

- I feel led on. We have a number of things in common. I’ll name a few things: First, we’ve both very intelligent.

When has intelligence ever represented relationship compatibility?!

- Second, we both like classical music so much that we go to classical music performances by ourselves. In fact, the number one interest that I would want to have in common with a woman with whom I’m in a relationship is a liking of classical music. I wouldn’t be seriously involved with a woman if she didn’t like classical music.

Ditto with music tastes: most people won’t have the exact same taste as you and even if they did, it does not represent any definite compatibility with the other person…

- According to the internet, you’re 33 or 32, so, at least from my point of view, we’re a good match in terms of age.

Thank goodness I’m not that age yet, or I would be running away immediately after I’ve identified him.

What do you think? Isn’t he crazy? Does he have any valid points that would signify she led him on?

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